God bless Miss Universe 2004 Jennifer Hawkins. She’s still getting it done. And by getting it done we mean: going to events, getting her picture taken with random old guys, modeling in fashion shows, looking great, and, most of all, not getting caught doing Miss Nevada and blow at Bungalow 8. She’s turning herself into the new, American Australian Victoria Silvstedt, minus the billionaire dwarf and ridiculous breasts.

• It’s Official: Anglina Jolie is a better person than Jennifer Aniston!

• The most awesome thing about this Jeff Goldblum article? Everything.

• Jessica Biel: A lot of people find her attractive. Yeah, we don’t see it.

• Jesse Metcalfe looking especially hot gay… We mean not gay.

If CourtEney Cox ever wanted to know what she would look like if she was retarded, she needn’t look any further than Nelly Furtado.

• When is Damon Albarn not in a collaborative mood? (Conact Music makes this announcement at least once a week.)

• We have a hard time passing on a Dane Cook joke. (Shame on you SNL, we haven’t forgotten.) Although, it is getting easier.

• Margene’s Blog: “I’m thinking about getting a cat.”

• Bjork: She can be kind of a jerk sometimes, but… Oh, Billboard! You’re so TMZ!!! (correction) If only the O was near the E.

I like big… BIRTHMARKS, and I can not lie!

• New White Stripes album sounds surprisingly White Stripesy.

• Get Psyched with Dr. Lanny Latham.

• Michael Stipe takes pictures.