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Substance-abusing former Steve-O girlfriend and air-raging cat-person model May Anderson plants one on our favorite unrehabilitatable, Red Bulled starlet at a party in La Vida Lohan’s honor. Bet you won’t see this picture anywhere else today.
Angelina Jolie can say “No problem” (Khong sao dau) in Vietnamese. What can you say in Vietnamese, Jennifer Aniston?
Cate Blanchett to romance the stone with Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and The Curse Of The Squeaky Wheelchair.
Comedy and Steven Spielberg, like peanut butter and ladies… or Honey? Second teaser trailer, if you don’t mind. (via heartonastick)
Speaking of super-producer Judd Apatow, his Knocked Up is awesome! That is, if you can get over the whole completely flawed, ridiculous, bullshit story part.
We love how innocent bystanders TMZ are able to remove themselves from the reality of the situation. Paparazzi? Who? Us? Noooooooo!
Bill Murray confirmed for Wes Anderson’s The Darjeeling Limited.
Veronica Mars cancelled? CW say it ain’t so!
Zodiac Unmasked author Robert Graysmith talks about David Fincher’s attention to detail. “I open a drawer and it’s a phone directory for all the reporters. There’s an actual Chronicle (directory), all the extensions are correct. Nobody’s going to see in that drawer.
Cover art for the Arctic Monkeys’ upcoming album, Favourite Worst Nightmare. Exciting, huh?
Can’t stand the new Avril Lavigne video for “Girlfriend”? Then you probably won’t find much joy in the 21 minute long AOL Behind The Scenes Making Of The Video video. Maybe you should try the Kings Of Leon session.
Singer-songmodel Carla Bruni sings the poetry of Emily Dickinson, W.H. Auden, and Dorothy Parker to music. Import only.
iTunes is now carrying Rockabye Baby!’s soothing Lullaby Renditions of Bjork. Er… sweet dreams?
The Police: The lost BBC tapes, circa 1978-79, get found just in time for the reunion tour. (via kingblind)
Smoosh totally skipping school to tour. Thanks, Mom!
According to Marcia Wood Gallery, Kim Anno paints in translucent oil on aluminum, layering thin washes of color onto the hard metallic surface to create, in Anno’s words, “a provocation between illusionism and abstraction.” And you know how much we love a good provocation.
The 51 Best Magazines Ever, with an introduction by Vanity Fair’s Graydon McDuck. What? No Oui?!
Conan has Jeff Goldblum (Raines), Ivanka Trump (Funbags: The Movie), and Pete Yawn (Yorn) tonight.
Paparazzo: Flavia Viana, 24, Capricórnio, 52 kg, 1,64 m.
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mainonline.Elton John: Well, he is reeeeeally gay.
How about calling it a bulimog? Speaking of bulimia, Donatella Versace said, “I don’t really understand the purpose of flat shoes.” That’s because you’re made of leather and cocaine.
Dylan Hears A Who (via modernage)
We heart The Splasher.
Could Lindsay get any more orange?
maybe all the scene kids have switched from strawberry quik-flavored cocaine to tang-flavored cocaine.
Dallas Austin not getting any girls that wanna f-ck him for tracks, apparently.
Vietnamese to English dictionary doesn’t have a definition for batshit crazy.
Dude the mugshot of May Anderson looks like a Jackass prank gone wrong. Or exactly right.
If Spielberg can hold on another 14 years his look will come back into style.
Jessica doesn’t look rejuvenated at all.
If Emily Dickinson were alive today to hear this news!! It would make her more reclusive.
Good news about Murray and all but I’d like to see him get back to the funny.
Andersen had to choose between Steve O and Stephen Dorff. Wiki forgot to include the title of umm, “luckiest girl ever” in her bio.
God now Perez is getting all rainbow with his splashing and splooging. Flamboyant!
Okay, now we know that JWells likes’em big, German and passed out on tequila.
just saw zodiac tonight…what a waste of time. i’m thinking the only thing that could have salvaged it was a goat playing a sitar. yeah, that would have made up for losing 3 hours of my life.
this is unfortunate, lachat. i found it hypnotic and addictive, a cinematic xanax bar. and just as palindromic.
I don’t know if Bjork will still be relevant or innovative. Times have changed, Deerhoof,Animal Collective, etc. Read she’s gone Ladysmith Black Mombasa on the new one.
The ’70s were also all about OMNI and National Tampon…whoops, I meant “Lampoon”.
Three cheers for The Splasher; relatedly, Graysmith is so overjoyed that someone gave a shit about his monomaniacal, schlocky schtick that he didn’t notice that the pressroom neatness was completely unreal. It was a Bizarro-version of the real, really messy thing - and that am an okay thing, Superman.
Veronica Mars has been dead a long time now. Could see Kbell doing hosting duties on some show, she’s sharp and perky.
i wish count ‘11 fingers’ rugen would put us out of our misery and slay seth rogen
what a coincidence, i hear some of elton’s ex-lovers call him the splasher.
goldfish see lindsay though the fishbowl glass and say “we have found our queen.”
cate gonna play the asian kid all growed up? she has asian eyes, dye her hair black. that would RAW-AWCK! or maybe she plays one of his bunions, Look Whos Talking stizz.
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Read that article in Good about the best magazines a while back. I think they even included Highlights. Team Goofus.
The 70s were all about Oui and Nova.