he’s got the heimlich all wrong.

Nothing like some good old chinese water torture on a warm summer day.

Thank Jesu. I thought you were dead, then what the fuck was I going to read?

Obviously, the ad agencies are anticipating the next big environmental crisis: water shortages. Either that or we’ve all jacked off so much that our sperm count is nigh-unto nonexistent and what comes out is like water.

You know who was driving the car, right? Elton “the Splasher” John.

Genius product placement by Big Water. Next they’ll be convincing us to buy that shit in bottles.