Are Those Things Real?
This picture has not been photoshopped by goldenfiddle favorite Mark Ryden. Honestly. Masha Tyelna, 16, is from Kharkiv. Which is in the Ukraine… We don’t know. Does that help?
It appears that Grindwhore Rose McGowan also has perfect, 20/20 vision, after an obviously successful, recent Lasik breast augmentation.
Song for Randy Newman, to Be Sung by Randy Newman.
Louis Armstrong :: “Jeepers Creepers” (mp3)
Domino’s Cheesy Garlic Bread Pizza
Hot Excuse: Hypoglycemia
Mmmmmm, Bacon.
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She looks like the actress who played ‘Cilla in Elvis and Me, Susan Walters. Only freakier.
…black hole sun, won’t you come, and wash away the rain…
perky! shes keeping her feet on the ground and her nipples are reaching for the stars.
My god… it’s full of stars!
they’re missing the key point which is that you have to be alive to be diagnosed with hypoglycemia
I can see forever!
She just had her eyes dilated. I hate when they do that.
Coincidence that the Randy Newman thang is right under the link to the McSweeney’s t-shirt “Big Hawk/Small (Short) People?”
Slick.
how cool would it be if you were to say something stupid to McGowan and she rolls her eyeballs and her tits at you. make you wanna screw up on purpose just to see that symmetry all over again.
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Looks like the eels first album cover… slightly off-putting, and yet…
Is Kharkiv downwind of Chernobyl?