call of the wild

Sam Cooke :: Having A Party (Live at the Harlem Square Club)

3/21/2007

So Much For My Happy Ending

Mother-fucking princess good-girl Avril Lavigne reveals her adorable, little, naive side in the April issue of Jane magazine.

I ask Avril about an old Playboy interview in which Deryck said, “When I’m coming down from coke, I can’t be alone for some reason.”

“He doesn’t do drugs,” Avril jumps in. “Clearly, he used to, because he talked about it, but I wouldn’t be with someone who did, and I made that very clear to him when we first started dating. I’ve never done coke in my life, and I’m proud of that. Oh my God! I could never. I am 100 percent against drugs.”

Good for her, being 100% against drugs. They only bring pain and sorrow and misery. All drugs except al-co-hol, of course!

(via adrants)

how whipped was that maxim reporter. yes mistress avril, anything you want just please don’t kick me in the box.

Brunette bespectacled Avril would never do this kind of thing!

It’s like Adam Ant fucked a hunk of white cheddar and gave the world Avril.

I also wonder how many of Jane’s readers are under the impression they need to protect themselves from stalkers.

re: adam ant/cheese, i was thinking the same thing.

she could go to pannnnty parrrties

hey! hey! she! she’s! gonna be on s.n.l.

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