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Somewhere in between Angelina Jolie and Courtney Love (post botched rhinoplasties, obvs) is Grindhouse babe(?) Vanessa Ferlito… So disregard and set all wagging tongues on the overnight miniature hottness that is Jordan Ladd. Yes, of that Cheryl Ladd.
Botched surgery is never something to laugh at, but “She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody,” is fucking hilarious. And fake, most likely.
Danielynn: Is it pronounced Danny-Lynn or Daniel-Lynn? (We’ve heard both on the news) Because both are red, but one is way more red than the other.
Ask A Ninja: Still much, much funnier than Jon Heder.
When is domestic fiend Amy Sedaris going to get her own show?
Is Usher about to make a big mistake? Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah… Yeaah!
Christina Ricci:
So why Aslan?Why so Asian?Funny. We don’t remember posting any pictures of Rob’s Vagina: Back In Rehab. (Truth be told, this Human Giant show does have TiVo potential.)
The local boys of Deerhunter play one last in-store today (Criminal Records, all ages 7:00 pm/Free) before heading out on their big tour with The Ponys. Don’t worry, Pitchfork loves ‘em!
EMI and Apple breaking the digital chains of music love. Yay!
Pete Doherty is looking for a 12-year-old Chinese girl.
Seriously, our thoughts exactly. And aren’t you supposed to shoot her when this happens?
STREAM: Lou Reed, The Bottom Line New York, NY, 05/11/1977.
D-LOAD: Three Kings Of Leon B-sides up for downloads.
LEAK: Unmastered demos from the upcoming Art Brut album It’s A Bit Complicated EP. Highly recommended.
Leno has Kurt Russell (Grindhouse), Shia TheBeef (Disturbia), and Hilary Duff (Nicole Richie) on tonight. Leno still sucketh.
Tina Fey: “I hate being shot on HD video, because I look like two Frankensteins raped a Dracula.”
Rosemarie Fidre’s recent oil paintings scare us. And we like that.
Vice absolutely rules DJ to the stards, Steve Aoki. Burn!
GQ: Ann Lodberg, Swede.
Today’s word is Zoftig.
Oh, Ziggy!
Ninja sounds a lot like Strong Bad.
Vanessa Ferlito > she was in 24, right?
Haven’t seen a single interview where Heder is funny. How does he keep getting work.
you had me a YEAH
Udderly Ridiculous..heheh. wtg dailyindia.com. Though it was no Swallow Hal.
ShiatheBeef and J Gordon Levitt are being hyped as the next big things right now.
Guess that means Ladd isn’t doing Club Dread 2.
they can laugh all they want but when steve aoki lays his magical sparkly ski jacket down over a puddle or gives a button off his head to a girl in need and gets some who’s laughin now suckas.
That girl’s face is busted.
Been laughing at the Pete Doherty joke all week. So best.
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hey czech dat. rob’s bulimic vagina was on goldenfiddle. rickdeesiculous!