call of the wild

Sam Cooke :: Having A Party (Live at the Harlem Square Club)

4/3/2007

Paul McCartney's Daughter

From Page Six: “Rose (McGowan) thought some of the crew were treating her differently, and the attitude was, like, well what do you expect when you’re [bleeping] the director?” You stay classy, Robert Rodriguez!!!

  • Apparently, there’s going to be some sort of Transformers movie.

  • Eva Longoria: “Probably 80 percent of the scripts I get are dramatic. I’ve had very few sexy offers, to the point that I’m getting annoyed and going ‘Hey! Where’s the sexy stuff?’” And to that we say, “Hey! We’re calling sexy bullshit on this whole 80 percent dramatic scripts thing.”

  • Justin Timberlake is fed up with magazine gossip, according to an interview in a magazine.

  • The first review of Wes Anderson’s The Darjeeling Limited rolls in and it’s… not entirely positive, of course.

  • Sucks for you, Stephen Dorff, AGAIN. And to think, beaten to the prize by a swashbuckling sissy boy.

  • Leonardo Dicaprio: Not just another uneducated, self-righteous moron actor fighting to save civilization from… Oh, wait. No, he is one of those.

  • “Hey, I know you are! You’re the worthless Lennon kid!!!” There is lazy, and then there is Hilary Duff. Behold, Duff’s appearance on Leno, last night. Ashlee Simpson could take a dump better than this “performance.” Honestly, we weren’t aware they still let people lip synch this piss horrible on TV. Well, besides J.Lo… who Duff is starting to look like.

  • Keith Richards: “The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father.” Bet you never snorted your father, Sean Lennon.

  • Noel Gallagher promises the next Oasis baby will be “legendary,” adding that he knows the last couple “really sucked.”

  • Aquarium Drunkard continues to unload a bootleg compilation of vinyl rips of 1960s French Freakbeat tracks. C’est supercool.

  • Word document. (via gerry)

  • 5th Stroke manager Ryan Gentles talks to Oyster about all the run-off trim he lays. Ditto, Lindsay.

  • Blogosphere spunk-rag Menomena play the Drunken Unicorn tonight with experimento tinkler Jeffrey Butzer and Midwives.

  • Cute Alert: You loved that video of the waterskiing squirrel, now watch a cheerleading chipmunk get a parking ticket!!! (via whatevs)

  • Conan has Rosario Dawson, while Ferguson has Rose McGowan, tonight.

  • As the actor Keanu Reeves would say, Woah.

  • The Girl: Karina Marques, 22 anos, Virgem.

  • VIZcap

The SFJ item just done blew mah mind.

How is it that as George Lucas’ chin hangs lower his beard moves further up his face. Special fx!

It hurts to look at McGowan.

The Stephen Dorff stories are getting funny. Its as if he walks around picking fights.

Hilary Duff looks tired. Like she’s moving underwater. Life is so sad and dark without carbs.

Oh come on, Leonardo Dicrapio is wearing those ice pick shoe things on the cover of “Vanity Fair.” If that doesn’t prove he’s serious about the environment, I don’t know what does. He’s on a glacier! Those things are melting!

the French know their beats, i’ll givem that.

Hahaha, the names of Rodriguez’s kids! Awesome.

Maybe the crew was waiting for her to eff them, too.

Sorry Chipmunk cheerleader, old lady cops are immune to hot girl powers.

If only we could hear Knut’s thoughts as he’s looking at Leo. That picture is screaaaming for a thought bubble.

muthafcukin’ keef!

I can’t access that darjeeling item. even after logging into aintitcool. ?

Girl will have a hard time explaining the location of her rope burn.

Wonder how things are working out for Sean Lennon and his quest for fire thing.

Snorting your dead father ashes? No buzz. Didn’t Gaylord Focker pull that stunt in the first “Meet The Parents”? That shit is tired, son. If Keith would’ve mixed the cremated ashes with heroin, meth and Lik-M-Aid and THEN mainlined that shit, then I would’ve tipped my cap in his general direction. Working with Johnny Depp has clearly turned Keith soft.

I so want McGowan and Rodriguez to work for the pure Eurotrash potential of their combined outfits. Look at them. Its gonna be great.

Stephen Dorff. The point?

when will someone give Lindsay a show? i heart her.

You never see the Duff’s mom, but she must be as scary-stagemom as Mama Lohan since Hilary’s heart just ain’t in this thing. That was some of the laziest ‘from the waist up’ dancing since drag queens performed in 20-inch platforms back in the day.

Duff’s parents divorced and her bf left her for her lizardlike rival all in one year so…yeah.

and yet Eva never talks about how she’s cornered the market on roles for midgets with attitude (‘member that fight they had with Jerry Heller? good times.)

Duff Beer needs to become a reality.

haaaaaaa, lurve the word document thing.

what’s with spelling With LoVe with a capital V. Was that a tYpo oR Does sHe thiNk she’s PriNce?

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