call of the wild

Sam Cooke :: Having A Party (Live at the Harlem Square Club)

4/12/2007

Mr. Natural

From a back-issue page of New York MagazinesParty Lines, that is just out of the archive’s reach.

You two wrote Night At The Museum. Did you grow up going to the Natural History Museum?

Ben Garant: Honestly, I’ve done a lot of drugs in that museum.

Thomas Lennon: Best place probably in America to take mushrooms.

Ben Garrant: It’s quiet, it’s dark, it’s air-conditioned, there are water fountains every twenty feet, and what you’re supoosed to do is stare at stuff? Mushrooms are the perfect Natural History Museum drug.

He has a point. Gotta give it to him. So, does this mean we should maybe give Night At The Museum ($556.6 million global gross?!) another shot, when it comes out on DVD April 24th? Fuck nah.

(polaroids via portaroids)

The breaking news and exclusive borders are cracking me up!

Roidrage…portaroids…no way to class up the word ‘roid.

All these puff pieces and never the answer to the question: What is New York’s real name?

Ugh those grosses guarantee at least 2 more sequels.

are these guys hot right now? i thought they were State’s junior varsity. actually i don’t think you’re hot til Paul Rudd starts sniffin around yer scene.

god i love them. even more after those comments. i had no idea they wrote that museum thing-y movie. haven’t seen it but i WILL see the RENO 911 movie.

Hey check out Donald Trump on year two of tat polaroid site..he’s got a signature like a sewing machine with a knock…

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