4/7/2007

Deja VuJob

According to the NY Post: heiress/model/socialite/cliche Lydia Hearst is fuming over “inexcusable” actions by Heathrow Airport security guards, who tossed around her undergarments and had the gall to rough up her Puma bag. Hearst claimed she repeatedly asked the guards to be careful with her bag because, “The Puma Lydia Bag is a sample item I designed belonging to Puma and Heatherette. It is on loan to me under the expressed understanding that it is to be used for promotional photos and interviews only.” Wonder if it was the blue one or the red one.

you can just see it playing out. her saying that stuck up line to the annoyed underpaid guards and them pausing and staring at her for a minute before they happily tear her bag to bits.

not like she doesn’t have enough $ to buy another one or 6.

Was that before or after they threw her into a closet and made her join the SLA

get the feeling the snatch hair is carved into something abstract. an umlaut maybe.

No one cares about the plight of these rich bitches. All ya ever hear about is “Darfur.”

shes got a hotty body but her attitude is potty

whah?!?!! please tell me that man milk is photoshopped…

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