Zoloft Defense
Anna Nicole sister Donna Hogan: Truth is stranger than photoshop.
Dina Lohan giving Dean Martin a run for his decomposing liver.
Richie Sambora finally free to get divorced from Denise Richards.
Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway are going to make a perfect onscreen couple… Seriously, we’re being serious. They look adorable together. Nice casting job… We’re being dead SERIOUS!
Again, skip Grindhouse, rent The Kentucky Fried Movie (nsfw) Speaking of Catholic high school girls in trouble, St Trinian’s Lily Cole looks like her head is about to pop.
Gawker Stalker: Jimmy, Howard, Mark, you’re alarmist douchebags. But Emily, honey, that didn’t go so well.
iTunes: Songs the Kings Of Leon lifted for their new album Because Of The Times. Decent collection. Soft?
DOWNLOAD: The Glands, The Echo Lounge, Atlanta, GA, 4.23.04, and do not miss Pylon’s recent show at Little Kings. Happy times.
Madonna hires Justin Timberlake to write songs for her. So, how exactly will that work, if Justin doesn’t actually write his own songs himself?
Andrew Bird absolutely killed on Letterman last night.
Dos and Don’ts & Friends: We don’t even consider it wasting time.
Tapes n tapes: The TDK D-60 was a classic, but we were always kind of partial to the XLII-S90. We owned one That’s, too. Although we never knew were they sold them. (via theapt)
Maybe Todd Goliath could get a job at Urban Outfitters. (swiped from boingboing)
Wake us up when Hendrix goes on stage, bra!
Yes, Cory. You can get the blue one, too.
The Girl: Dani Bolina
The Guardian reports on remarks George Galloway made to Hitchens outside the US Senate, “‘You’re a drink-soaked former Trotskyist popinjay…Your hands are shaking’.
Dang, ANS’s sister looks like a knockoff bag of the designer original. A dead serious knockoff. Wolf was wrong, Anna Nicole is not still dead.
Andy Bird = scrummptious.
Corky, err, Cory looking less anemic. Lil color in the cheeks.
hathaway keeping the heather mozarella thing on the qt, eh.
Kimmy and Caleb. She’s foul. Unless he likes the kinda girl that’ll get busy in a burgerking bathroom, nomaseyin?
I can forgive the UO for the scanless ripoffs but not for their weird experiments w/ spandex a few months back.
Emily Gould came off as a petulant child. Is looking like a fucking dumbass one of the requirements of being the editor of Gawker? Why does Jimmy Kimmel or anyone allow these hacks the chance to give validity to their shit?
Nice Kentucky Fried Movie reset. Next stop: Amazon Women On The Moon!
Pylon’s back? oh fuck yeah…
nature sprinkled Anna with beauty and charm, got to the sister and. ran out of sprinkles.
He’s at the stage in his career where he could be hitting barely legal tang every night and instead he’s picks Sean Stewarts sister and Cisco Adler’s former ball handler. Just not right!!
I get worked up about the wrong things!!
allz i remember about tapes is that there was a universal fix when they came loose. the silver end of a pencil and a little handcrank wrist action. eat it best buy tech support.
what the braxe falke is jay kimmel tripping on. the real wood fired pizza oven in his kitchen was paid for by jokes at the expense of celebs.
all the other girls at Le Deux say to Lindsay:
“na na na na you mama’s on crack rock!!”
Emily, it’s called “parody” sweets, next time you get accused of slander you may want to look that one up. Free speech, no expectation of privacy on the streets of NY, I can think of 7 different arguments…did she just say “citizen journalism?” Damn that is weak.
the Hogans were way more fun when they were known as Valerie’s Family.
Is Cory Kennedy a heroin addict yet? It seems like it’s about that time.
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I actually felt a little sorry for Emily went Kimmel went all aggro on her. Gawker Stalker does suck… and she had nuthin to counter. But in the end she was so defenseless and cute it was like 3 poachers clubbing Knut.