Lenticular
The Cake B-Sides and Rarities CD promises scratch and sniff cover art. Mmmmmm, smells like grande mocha hipster.
Think of it this way, if this Ronald Miller dipstick wins then his sister Shyamali Malakar should have that sex tape out in four, six months, tops… It’s possible that we could be late on this sister info. (via skeet)
Childless ego-diva Halle Berry condemns Angelina Jolie for adopting abroad. Wow.
Maybe she does deserve abusive boyfriends.[Ed. note: That was mean. No one deserves abusive boyfriends. No one. Except maybe Jonathan Rhys Myers. You just know that bitch likes it rough.] UPDATE: Her online friends thought she was “just some kook.” Imagine that.Will Ferrell gets into it with his pesky landlady. What a little bitch.
Sense of humorless clay creature Fergie not feeling Alanis Morisette’s homage to her lovely lady lumps.
“And four stars out of seven for excellence.” (via #3116)
WEEN: New pictures from the studio, courtesy of Gene’s fancy, new, digital camera. Looks pretty brown!
Noel Gallager is not going solo and Oasis are not playing Glastonbury. No word on that abortion-in-the-making Sgt. Peppers album.
Shhhhh. Please do not disturb John Mayer, Esq. while he’s trying to not think about all the dumb things his girlfriend said today.
Michael Showalter has 83 new doodles he would like to show you.
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller and British-born French chanteuse Charlotte Gainsbourg make beautiful internet video together.
Miranda Kerr: Wait for the Paris Hilton story. Is Naomi Campbell our new hero… What just happened?
Happy Friday the 13th!
DON’T see Grindhouse.
think of all the training the patissier at the Erotic cake shop went through to come to the moment where he’s making (as norm mcdonald might say) ASS CAKES!
..ooh he could run a plastic tube through the cake to drip-drop pee. only then would i think that fergie had a sense of humor.
Sorry Showalter,not exactly the “Death Note” up in this piece.
With friends like that who needs abusive husbands?
simon pegg is wikkid talented. so many divided opinions on grundlehouse. skeet on mischa liked it.
don’t…..don’t……don’t……get no ideas My Chemical Romance.
That Miller/Gainsbourg collabo was bananas.
interesting mix of ethnicities in Kerr..a less intense version of aishwarya.
these comedians (Odenkirk, Ninja) are lucky they dont get clocked after asking gag questions. heard the press junkets are grueling.
snyder has a bit of Nathan Lane thing in his voice.
her mallomars might be you tube faves…yutuvu faves even, but a sextape? Not even. Her head/face looks so much like her idiot brothers that her partner would be forced to some weird reverse donkey punch move to himself.
I hearts Showalter’s showalter, especially the ill Dad sweater he wears that sets the tone. Hate the fact that he never shows his walter. False advertising.
Halle looks insanely ridiculously hot these days. Could be plastic surgery or gravity pulling the extra cheesburger into the right place, whatever it is, its working.
john mayer’s wit will hit you like a velvet hammer of dork.
be nice to Rhys Meyers…he’s had his share of the crying game
Rico. Suave.
I wonder if Jess gets off on all his fromage. Well then they’re perfect for each other because shes a walking dairy.
83 doodles? I’ve only got 43 folders.
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oh my god john mayer get over yourself.