Intervention
Hey, Arcade Fire. We hear you’re playing the The Atlanta Civic Center on May 1st, at 8PM. That’s great news! Guess the Atlanta Symphony Hall was all booked up for that night. With a symphony or something. Although, there are a couple other places you could have booked here in Atlanta. Like, say, a bum’s asshole. We’re pretty sure it’s wide open the entire month of May. Another great place in Atlanta you could play: a church! Like The Tabernacle. That would be SPIRITUAL! It’s not as big as a bum’s asshole (4600 seats), but it’s not half-bad (2500 seats). Heck, you might even could sell it out.
Send me on my way. On my way (8x) Mm hmm.
Regine just cut one and the rest of them are trying to play it off. This moment will later become an anthemic, slightly irritating and overwrought song.
Fart jokes! Hoootyhoooooo
Bums assholes got the plush purple seats but the acoustics suck.
Does anyone go see these kooks anyway? Who cares where they play….


I can’t believe they’re touring with the National. Its true, there was a secret meeting in the church basement of some guy’s brain. Gah! WANT!