4/17/2007

Red Bullouroboros

Question: If a self-perpetuating parody parodies itself, and there’s only one X17 video camera there to record it and sell it to TMZ, will it still stop for Marlboro Lights and Siberian Ginseng before heading to Taco Bell for Gordita Supremes, y’all? (via wwtdd)

I’m scurrrrrred!

well that settles it then, I will now believe everything that I read.

poor paloozahead. oh man, no fun to rag on her anymore. all the plugins have come detached from her motherboard.

what makes it extra, Wendy’s Biggie-sized creepy is the fake baby cheerleader voice. very “Roger Corman.”

think when she got up into the light Jesus was all, “Yeah… sorry but I gotta take care of this here, uhhh, text message, yo.”

i have a sad vision of her working up the courage to make that speech.

—how bout avril on the dakota fanning show this weekend? that made us think of the fiddler.

33 at VT die and this young lady is on her 4th or 5th life. Really, no fucking justice or peace.

That’s strange, my Sarcasm Detector’s going off…

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