Children's Fictional Disease
Angelina Jolie was “very sexual in kindergarten” according to… who?
USA Today talks to Jason “Floyd The Barber’s Son” Sudekis: “So this means Scarlett is in the building, yes?”
Congratulations Parker Posey, Claire Danes, and Chloe Sevigny! You’re all growns up and all growns up and all growns up!!! Speaking of Sevigny, don’t even try it Simpson. That’s Chloe territory.
So that’s what a Shia LaBeouf is. Thanks, Giant!
Magnolia Pictures’ Hal Hartley film Fay Grim, starring Posey, gets a proper trailer.
Lost doctor Jack Matthew Fox is in negotiations to play Racer X in the live-action Speed Racer movie.
The Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer finds a new way to suck.
New Hostel: Part II poster not nearly as Nakedness Tonight as the last Hostel: Part II poster.
Don’t expect to see Kiki D at the Delano pool anytime soon.
Comedy Central greenlights Michael Ian Black Doesn’t Understand.
Radar talks to the sketchy dudes of MTV’s Human Giant.
Duuuude, Trent Reznor is cut like a frickin’ diamond!
Bethenny Frankel: You “literally” invented that? Way to go. Did they already give out the Nobel Peace Prize this year? … Bethenny?
And The Food Network Awards award for Best Appliance goes to… Bethenny Frankel’s chest! (via recidivism)
Letterman has the great Garry Shandling, Paul Teutul Sr. and Jr., and Tokyo Police Club.
And you may ask yourself, where is my bicycle?
CK: Natalia’s Room, about to become a nursery, again.
Southen Belles: Atlanta’s finest at Steeple Chase.
It’s more like lust.
Love those Margot Tennenbaum posters. Kewlio.
Heh David Byrne’s bike is eggggsactly what you would it to be. Go on witchyo Che sticker and metal basket, Dave.
Re: Hammond. There’s Waldo!!
Playoffs.
those people really loved Larry Sanders that much? really? meh.
I just went “hah, childrens fictional disease, I’m going to post that as my comment”. Then i clicked back and realized it was the name of the post. What a douche nozzle I am.
no way is that Reznor. ick.
No hammond is channeling Marge’s first boyfriend Artie from the Simpsons.
Faye! Simon! Henry! ::jumps for joy:: It better not suck.
Bourdain wants Emeril. Bad.
Impersonating Lohan would be exhausting, with all the husband stealing, catfighting, wiping vomit off of Dina…
Shia LeBeouf, graduate, Zitty Boy Modeling School.
May Anderson = species era Natasha Henstridge v 2.0
Many moons ago, when I was a much younger, much hipper internet pop-culture addict, I defended the comedy stylings of this new sketch show called The State that was on MTV. Apparently, many people hated it, and made it quite clear on their AOL bb.
The next day I received a very nice email by a “MIANBLACK” thanking me for my supportive comments of his show. I was like, “huh?”, and deleted it. Apparently even I didn’t realize their shelf life.
And Reznor needs to work out less….his nose wasn’t meant for such a big head.
i was at this: hammond (aka fuglystroke) played “wooly bully” and may was trying to dance but her dress was too short, she almost tipped over.
who ya gotta blow to get paul scheer to quit with the blond wigs.
semi unrelated, m.i. black has some semi-funny stuff up on cracked.com.
screw kate moss for starting the high waisted look
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Those nags were drinking Natty Light before the Steeple Chase? How were they supposed to finish the race?
Get it? Haha, they’re fatties drinking light beer at a horse race…they’re like horses, and they’re at a horse race. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA
Great picture. Next time I’m in ATL and need a port-a-crapper, I’m definitely calling Johnny on the Spot!