The Confessions Of A White Widowed Male
The Gothfather of shock-rock (not really) Marilyn Manson has a brand new song out called “Heart-Shaped Glasses (When the Heart Guides the Hand)”. He also has a stunning, new, 19-year-old girlfriend (Evan Rachel Wood). Evan, who will appear in Manson’s Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll later this year, just happens to have her very own pair of shiny, red, heart-shaped glasses. What a coinkydink!! Personally, we think they make a grotesquely cute couple. Which is, if we’re not mistaken, exactly what they want us to think. Good luck with that, kids.
Q: What is Marilyn’s poison?
“Heart-Shaped Glasses (When the Heart Guides the Hand)” (mp3)
Q: What is Marilyn’s poison? A: Looks like Tang mixed with a little blood…
It also looks like he’s taking lipstick lessons from Robert Smith…
He’s such a pussy.
The girl is just using him for her career. She makes him look really old.
Not certain whether it’s possible to gauge Marilyn’s age ‘neath three inches of foundation, but he does appear quite bloated. First “Down in the Valley” … now this? Good thing Evan wasn’t in some terrible Augusten Burroughs flick… oh, wait. Three strikes!
How old is Marilyn Manson and where is his chin?
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his crimson courtney cox friends era lipstick has gots to go. though the shades are somewhat dope.
she is stunning.
did he remove one of her arms? add another hatchmark to the “cons” column.
all the girls she heathered in HS can take comfort in the fact that she ended up with white Urkel. pip pip!
Valentines Day he’ll bring her a bouquet of steaks teeming with maggots. Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!
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