Cover girl Meg Ryan (at least we think that’s Meg Ryan) in this month’s issue of Redbook: “Now my experience with work is, I am choosing this project (In The Land Of Women) to have fun or this project to learn about myself (…). Acting [also] gets you up and away from your usual and I like the adventure of that. I love putting myself into some kind of different skin that reveals the world to me differently, reveals people to me differently.” … Huh?

Also, What in the fantastic fuck is this shit!? Seriously, who the fuck is that supposed to be? … Jessica Alba!? Why the fuck do you have to photoshop Jessica Alba!? God already did that, numnuts!!! You just made her look like Elizabeth Berkley! Is there an echo in here? Echo!

• Related (to the Meg Ryan part): Jail-bait co-star Kristen Stewart turned the ripe, old age of seventeen earlier this month. So, like, now she can finally read Seventeen magazine and get all the references.