call of the wild

Sam Cooke :: Having A Party (Live at the Harlem Square Club)

4/27/2007

Park Place Dot Com

Question: How does omni-source JustJared score all those every single celebrity photo on the internet before anyone else? Legally, not so legally, or magic? Whatever his Coca-Cola recipe may be, it’s working. Jared gets the pics, and we eat them up. All day. Everyday.

Jared is definitely hard working. Maybe he’s like the Imaginary Socialite where he’s one of them…

Damn you Lohan, those shoes are way too hot for your wasted ass to appreciate.

critical mass! houston we have keira in diaper jeans…

just jared is too censored, and he has whole pages of ads when you click comment. geez.

the angelina brad pitt fans are scary .

hibbidygibbidy, firecrotch was there stankin’ up the joint?

alba, scarjo…devito looking like a mushroom like bjork. of course bjork can take off the costume.

i wonder if FC was there to see the Monkeys. heard they killed.

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