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Isla Fisher will star in The Cookie Queen: “the story of Claire “Cookie” Taylor, who holds the record for all-time girl scout cookie sales. When Claire learns that a precocious fifth grader (hopefully not Dakota Fanning) threatens to end her 20-year reign as cookie queen, she sets out to sabotage her.” Smells syrupy. Perhaps Hot Rod will fare funnier.
Danny Devito: Parties at Coachellea, poaches restaurant staff, produces premium Limoncello. Still no sign of Rhea.
Gisele Bundchen is finally free to wear other people’s panties.
The new Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer trailer looks… sweet?
Wong Kar Wai’s first English language film, My Bluberry Nights, starring Jude Law, Rachel Weisz, and Norah Jones, will debut at Cannes.
AICN: It’s official, Choke, Chuck Palahniuk’s 4th novel, has been greenlit and is going into production on June 18th. Related: Win a copy of Chuck’s new book Rant.
South Park’s Trey Parker writes and directs every episode. So what the chocolate salty balls does co-creator Matt Stone do?
The LA Times talks to self-proclaimed comic-curmudgeon (and Freddy Krueger’s stunt double) Frank Miller about broads, bullets, booze, backlashes, and Al Qaeda.
Alfonso Cuoron, Gus Van Sant, Joel & Ethan Coen, Alexander Payne, Wes Craven, and others direct short, love stories in Paris, Je T’Aime.
Interpol’s “The Heinrich Manuever”, off of the upcoming Our Love To Admire disc, is an acceptable, if not unexquisite, corpse.
Hear: Grizzly Bear’s Gorilla vs. Bear-approved Daytrotter Session.
Heartonastick is drowning in the Japanese pop waters of Shiina Ringo.
The May mix is now up for the download at Catbirdseat.
Big Boi and Atlanta Ballet go together like Big Boi and Atlanta Ballet.
Dada featuring Sandy Rivera & Trix: “Lollipop”. Sooo, you think they’re really talking about candy?
SanFran Conan has George Lucas, Will Arnett, and Chris Isaak, tonight.
GQ: The real estates of Ivanka Trump.
The Girl: Marcia Marques, 20 anos, Cancer.
Tom Cruise rules Gay Unicorn Planet.
Blast from the Past: Judgement Night.
I’m gonna log on to Stereogum and post fake Danny DeVito concert sightings.
interpol are such a rip off. i can’t listen to anything by this bad anymore.
i can’t even watch samberg for more than 2 minutes, let alone the length of a feature film! i set the over/under on pointless rapping interludes at 6. box or no box, he can suck my dick.
am embarrassed to admit this but i like chris isaak..he puts on a great/cheesy live show.
hey I remember when you had the je T’aime link up months ago. word of the day: “bitch” in french.
elijah bought the blood puddle pillow.
::whistles:: the shiina ringo cover of love is blind kicks ACE! oh and big ups to heart for finally ditching the yellow.
you’d think that as a nurse she’d know not to punch glass…
so are trey and matt, like, separated? are they talking divorce when they weren’t. even married?
peace out tom poston. buzzkill.
You know, I’ve been asking myself the Stone question for a long time now. Definitely spiking Andrew Ridgeley territory…
there are just way too many overlapping venn diagrams of geek happening in the George Lucas story.
docus?
can’t figure out what’s happening in the Dada video. i think it has something to do with selling B.O. flavored popsicles.
omg, wtf, jude law’s personal assistant looks just like him. (justjared/blueberry link).
“you’re so beautiful, it hurts my eyes.” “no you are.” “shut it you bloody hunk.”
what’s with all the “bear” bands this year
Will Arnett was manic! He’s literally a one-man party.
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ivanka doesn’t put the “real” in her real estates.