The Guinea-Bissauan Muffin Tin
Hey there, douchebag full of douchebags/Son Of Hollywood Sean Stewart. Nice fucking chestne, realitard! Some free advice: Less SPF loser, more spreadable Proactiv.
Tim Roth will play “Abomination” in the Hulk sequel. (Perhaps a good name for the film, as well?) In other news, Tim Roth is still alive? Nice! And what’s with all the comic book characters fighting grisly-mouthed, black-mirror images of themselves these days? That shit is boring and more boring, Marvel.
ABC hires a bunch of actors for their Mr. & Mrs. Smith pilot.
The Hot Rod teaser trailer fails to ignite… a fart. Instead, let us know when the Alice Neel documentary gets a
widerelease date.Chris Barron: He ain’t got no future or a family tree, but he knows what a prince and lover ought to be, he knows what a prince and lover ought to beeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
The definitive Spiderman 3 review, courtesy of toons at Flickskinny.
Re: Perez Hilton, did your sweet Uncle Grambo call it or whatevs?
Will Arnet or George Lucas, let’s flip on it. (via recidivism)
Listen to an mp3 of quirky, kooky, off-beat permanent indie attraction Parker Posey ripping perfume pages out of an issue of Vanity Fair while Hollywood Elswhere’s Jeffrey Wells packs the bong, one more time. Just don’t call her quirky, kooky, or off-beat! We know, you can’t possibly stomach any more Parker Posey. Or can you?
The Rolling Stones: Round one goes to the Wild Horses.
Fuck the Donkey Punch, you’ve got to try the Dutch Dinner Fork.
Flight Patterns reminds us of that scene in War Games. (via line)
Business card designs that are far too clever for your company.
The Chris Deam special edition Design Within Reach Airstream.
Christianity, brought to you by Michael Bay. Even more religihilarity!
Letterman has Lindsay “I’m going to New York tomorrow to f*** Jude Law” Lohan, olde timey comedian Tom Dreesen, and The Kooks.
The Girl: Erica Roblledo. and the (nsfw) Erica Roblledo version.
Col. Sanders: Kentucky Fried Rice
love the business card link! the andy samberg clip…not so much. Jude Law is British Disneyland to LL. There’s been so many she’s taken to announcing names like the baliff reading off the court docket.
dang the catholic mom. no xmas presents for you, Michael!!!
i like how the new birth church music starts out extreme and then gets into the slow jams.
i heard bishop eddie is addicted to internet porn. or was that kirk franklin?
Airstreams are rad to begin with but a DWR Airstream?! That’s just mocking the gods.
i want QOTSA to be around a long time because i like their acronym. and also cuz there arent enough hammy old school paintpeelingly loud rock bands.
emily blunt didn’t get the memo that the chest press pose is so 2006. 2007 is all about the sideboob.
she’s future helen mirren.
In the battle of the Emilys, I’m throwing my lot in with/at Custard Girl. Young Adam should have been five minutes long, and I’m sure you know which five minutes I’m talking about.
aaron blaeyert is a huuuge dork. sort of love it. one of those writes how he talks types. “i’m betahded” wouldn’t fit on his palm.
mortimers girls are saggy. national geographic cover girl low.
Clearly, you haven’t seen “Young Adam” or “Lovely and Amazing” … those chesticles are amazing spice!!!
Chris Barron is one of those has-beens I actually don’t feel bad for because “marry him your father will condone you/marry me your father will disown you” are the Worst Lyrics Ever.
My favorite Emily Mortimer scene is when she gets naked in “Lovely and Amazing” and Dermot Mulroney tells her she should trim the bushes.
her delivery of the line “I have avian bone syndrome” is always pitch perfect. spencer, we love the girl vs. girl matchups but whatever happened to the wall eye battle royales? :)
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Sean Stewart and his chestne are nasty. You’d think that with all the sperm in his dad (his own and others) that there would have been a more superior product. It was a failed experiment.