5/3/2007

It's Completely Illegal

Lindsay Lohan on Ellen: We give her an C+ for smoker’s throat, but an A- for lying with (and through) her hair.

Ellen is slowly turning into Hef.

to’ up.

a young, err, old marianne faithfull.

funny how Ellen can make everyone vaguely uncomfortable whether dancing or motionless. she maaaagic!

how can she party harder for her birthday when she parties every night.

she should steer clear of the “Real Age” test.

Over/Under on LL’s first OD?

July 2, 2007

once again, glad there’s no smell-o-vision on the Internet. with the ronson rumors you know ellen is thinking she could get sum o’ dat!

bet you could cut pieces of her hair and smoke it

Think she ever tries to snort her white tattoo?

21 is the new 51.

She didnt want Ellen to move the bed for her because shes all geared up on gear. That’s what the gear will do to you.

Ugh. I hope she is next on the list for celebutard lock-up.

I am waiting for the update: BLOWGATE EDITION

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