Speaking Of Parker
No one in indie rock plays a Nightfly. Not even ironically! What gives?
When a celebrity nipple slips, Hollywood Tuna is there to tweak it.
Courtney Cox: “I only have to curl my lashes, fill in my eyebrows and put on lipstick to look halfway decent.” And by “curl my lashes, fill in my eyebrows and put on lipstick” she means “inject Botox”, obviously.
Second clip, old, red, Porsche convertible, another old, red Porsche, and another old, red Porsche. Just saying.
Watch the trailer for Clubland, a good, old-fashioned, sexual coming of age comedy about a… set in Australia!!!
The Daily News to Jessica Simpson: Hold the gravy, hide the stuffing.
One guess who Martha Stewart wishes she was: A Party Girl!
Georgia Rule is rated R. It has sexual references and situations and profanity… Really? Does this come as a surprise to anyone else?
The Darjeeling Limited: Starring Francis… Ford Coppola, Peter… Bogdanovich, and Jack… Nicholson… Maybe.
Sometimes a Lars Von Trier gets depressed!!!
The Dark Knight: It bears repeating that this cast is outstanding. And, yes, we’re talking about Eric Roberts and Eric Roberts only.
Parker Posey discusses the many roles of Parker Posey Akimbo.
The Fader embrace their inner dead-head. No, seriously.
MP3: Albert Hammond, Jr. The Orpheum, Boston, Massachusetts, March 28th, 2007. (via kingblind)
What’s Your Poo Telling You? Stop looking at me?
Keeley: Are these old? Does it matter? (NSFW)
Pop culture junk at its finest. (via kottke)
ohmigosh, adrien brody as bogdanovich, hahahaha. will be laughing at that image all week.
aw yaaaa. muthafcking brenda blethyn in da house.
Jessica moves likes a Sim. you Maam, are a walking set of mamms.
john mayer likes sausage in his stuffing.
the kill the guy thing reminds me of the thing on melting dolls the other day “people who probably need a cockpunch.”
her nipple is as big as the zit on his forehead. they’re perfect together. its kismet.
courtney cox has a shrunken head. I saw her picture next to the shrunken head item description on a novelty site that also sells whoopie cushions.
Lars von Trier must have finally sat down and watched one of his own movies.
holy schnikes re: the popculture junk link. in their defense that ottoman is total slut. its actually ne-yo and his friends f-ing a poster of Thriller era Michael Jackson.
Yeah but does Fader love him enough to give him both covers..front and back?
Georgia Rule looks like something that Ricki Lake birthed
Hilarious Paul Rudd clip. Andrew Wilson= the Wilson family’s Daniel Baldwin
Hammond does a decent job w/Frank Black. Know who is a big Hammond/Strokes fan? Ed Burns, Christy Turlingtons’ Ed Burns. They’re on his iTunes playlist,anyway.
So the Nightfly, if anyone cares, didn’t get played when it first came out because it was too weird looking. Now they’re made by Washburn and not anywhere near as good as when Ken Parker built them, it’s just too weird and kind of crappy.
If that doesn’t get “Pipelayer” a Broadband Emmy nomination, I don’t know what will..
the ottoman video made it on to “The Soup!”

Salt and pepper Goldblum toning down his nervous tics and seizures. Might have to see it. And Knocked Out keeps looking better and better, too.