5/13/2007

Speaking Of Parker

No one in indie rock plays a Nightfly. Not even ironically! What gives?

Salt and pepper Goldblum toning down his nervous tics and seizures. Might have to see it. And Knocked Out keeps looking better and better, too.

ohmigosh, adrien brody as bogdanovich, hahahaha. will be laughing at that image all week.

aw yaaaa. muthafcking brenda blethyn in da house.

Jessica moves likes a Sim. you Maam, are a walking set of mamms.

john mayer likes sausage in his stuffing.

the kill the guy thing reminds me of the thing on melting dolls the other day “people who probably need a cockpunch.”

her nipple is as big as the zit on his forehead. they’re perfect together. its kismet.

courtney cox has a shrunken head. I saw her picture next to the shrunken head item description on a novelty site that also sells whoopie cushions.

Lars von Trier must have finally sat down and watched one of his own movies.

holy schnikes re: the popculture junk link. in their defense that ottoman is total slut. its actually ne-yo and his friends f-ing a poster of Thriller era Michael Jackson.

Yeah but does Fader love him enough to give him both covers..front and back?

Georgia Rule looks like something that Ricki Lake birthed

Hilarious Paul Rudd clip. Andrew Wilson= the Wilson family’s Daniel Baldwin

Hammond does a decent job w/Frank Black. Know who is a big Hammond/Strokes fan? Ed Burns, Christy Turlingtons’ Ed Burns. They’re on his iTunes playlist,anyway.

So the Nightfly, if anyone cares, didn’t get played when it first came out because it was too weird looking. Now they’re made by Washburn and not anywhere near as good as when Ken Parker built them, it’s just too weird and kind of crappy.

If that doesn’t get “Pipelayer” a Broadband Emmy nomination, I don’t know what will..

the ottoman video made it on to “The Soup!”

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