The Royal Scam: Poker? I Hardly Knew Her!
According to Wiki: “In poker, a tell is a detectable change in a player’s behavior or demeanor that gives clues to that player’s assessment of their hand. Behaviors that may exhibit tells include leaning forward or back, placing chips with more or less force, fidgeting, doing chip tricks, changes in breathing or tone of voice, or staring directly into the pap’s camera while making out with Lindsay Lohan, after wrapping principal photography on Bahamas sex-tape.” FYI: that’s Callum Best, (or worst!) for those of you that just arrived. And you know Dina would be in to it.
Earlier that day: Bo Derek and Lindsay Lohan share a smile. And guess who else washed ashore? Red-wigged step-child Tyra Banks!
Related: More kissing and screwing from Manson & Wood.
“after wrapping principal photography on bahamas sex-tape”…lol!
check out bo derek, she looks younger than LL
he’s about to find out what happens when you “mess with the zohan” and my guess is that it involves medicated cream.
still i thought it was overkill when the paps zoomed in and you could see he had his headshots and his agents number engraved into his teeth.
Ty babys got it going on again, I ain’t mad at ‘er.
i give it 5 more hours before she sends him to the left, to the left. he’s got the look of a hardened player (and gay pornstar).
how much of a human aberration do you have to be to look like a disgusting freak next to Pee Wee Herman? answer: that picture.
the Manson video might be hot if it were anyone other than Marilyn Manson. ugh. another lost lunch. i mean anyone else, even tom arnold.
maybe its not blood, maybe its Glade scented oils. that stuff gets all over the place.
martha stewart is sitting at home in her flannels looking at these pictures wishing it was her. rocking back and forth, muttering “party girl. party girl. party girl. i wish i was a party girl.”
Even her ass looks tired and deflated.
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