funniest. endorsement. ever.

all you need to protect yourself from aliens is a Red Baron cap and a Tandy brand calculator from Radio Shack. good to know.

The guy from Kentucky is a DO!

aliens take average folk but never the people you really want gone, like every guy wearing a Euro soccer jersey or the Oohlas.

Sofia Vergara turns into a cush, luxury mothership. Velour cushions.

good grief Tom Cruise is a bore. his thoughts are all over the place. something about a red hooded sweatshirt? and he’s remaking the birdcage. wtf.

this is why he holds meetings shirtless.. otherwise no one would pay attention.

Sure they don’t abduct anymore, but the anal probing hasn’t slowed one bit.