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Bad news, Val. Turns out Brad Pitt is actually the Ice Man. Sorry!
You can only imagine our excitement when the email arrived this morning: Hi! I’m a lingerie blogger, and recently have been driven crazy by Britney Spears wandering around in a horribly-fitting bra. Related: Fling-for-a-day Howie Day understandably returns to rehab.
“She is not afraid to get dirty. She is not afraid to go to the park and have people look at her like she’s crazy. She is not worried about image.” Insanity, it appears, runs in the Banks camp.
Mischa Barton is bringing back the nip slip, big time. (nsfw)
Mary Louise Parker: Ready to embrace her inner, Chipenndales-lovin’ bachelorette, once again. (2nd item)
Of course! Because when we think “meek lab assistant”, we immediately think Samuel L. Jackson.
Brooklyn Rules: You
hadlost us at Freddie Prinze, Jr.People magazine rehashes December Lohan shorts quote for titillation purposes. Guess they haven’t seen this masterpiece.
Anton Corbijn’s Joy Division flick Control finds a receptive audience at Cannes. Fishtales, not so much. (Kelly Brook & Baldy Zane)
The Dark Knight: Paid for by friends of Harvey Dent.
Wilco B-Sides: To go along with digging their new Steely Dan album.
Sessions at AOL, with wig lover and piano seat straddler Tori Amos.
Where to find all the Yo La Tengo outside this summer.
Please, for the love of Vuarnet, please, go away, Coachella.
Try not to cringe as Avril abbrevs Jack Daniels without a hint of irony.
Conan welcomes least worthwhile Wilson brother Luke, Oscar Nunez (The Office), and Blonde Redhead, tonight.
The Number One Girl: Eight perfect pages from a screenplay that, unfortunately, will never, ever, ever, ever see production.
Pulp Fiction: Thomas Allen’s incredible book cover re-deconstructions. (via line)
Volkswagon’s Night Drive: Dang awesome, right up until the word Golf appears on screen.
Michelle Marsh & Lucy Pinder: Back in the saddle, topless, again.
Trip Girl: Isabelli Fontana… Really? (nsfw)
I’d be in rehab too if I looked like Dave Coulier
That’s a full on boob slip. I doubt that was accidental. Devon never ages. Unlike Tori. Yowch. I hate the wig thing she’s doing.
Freddie Prinze Jr and Turtle. There’s a celebration of mediocrity.
she sometimes puts a cane and top hat on the baby rat and makes its dance like the WB frog
coochie lips!
be interesting to see how the actors do singing the joy division songs
i remember a time when Wilco used to make A-sides, too.
jackson has quietly labored for years doing research at the Muthafcuka Labs.
yo la tengo should have hammocks at their outdoor concerts. they’re music is snoozy.
danny devito once killed a man at one of their shows.
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