Great Taste Has Its Benefits
Dear Ann Curry, What the hell is wrong with you? No Grande Mocha this morning? (even Rasputina hates her!) You took the weed right out of our bong, Durban Budreau!
If it’s not too much to ask, can someone kill us? Please. Slowly. As slowly as you possibly can. Not softly, or gently, or with his song. Hard and slow. Like Hostel kill us.
Heidi & Spencer decide to share the last emergency fame parachute. Must… keep… smiling. Related: Fourth time’s the charm!
The live-action He Man and the Masters of the Universe movie is a real thing. As real as this sexual harrasment PSA.
Assistant to Mr. Cruise Daya Fernandez said to be romancing Leonardo Dicaprio’s well worn stones at Cannes.
Austin Powers director Jay Roach to remake Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo as a comedy? Sounds like a tragedy.
Savage Grace: “Daggers aimed from the eye level, brushes with nudity and plenty of polite social banter before heading into uncharted waters will guarantee that most viewers squirm.” Yes, please!
Flickskinny see Smashmouth’s all time favorite movie in the universe Shrek The Third and wonder why they didn’t stop at seconds.
Read a review of the already shot, shined, and sweetened 21 Jump Street meets 90210 Veronica Mars 2.0.
WOW: Anna Paquin goes blonde. Still no help with the french mouth.
According to a totally serious press release by Coke, in addition to providing great, refreshing taste, Diet Coke Plus is a good source of vitamins B3, B6, and B12, and the minerals zinc and magnesium.
Old Navy’s new “Summerland” commercial is on TV approximately seven times every two seconds. It’s on a lot. And that’s Jarah Marino, in case you’re wondering. No idea who the scary body-builder hosing the pool down is, yet.
Watch the Kings Of Leon live at the Hammersmith Apollo in London.
Meg White dyed her hair red for the “Icky Thump” video. Wonder what took so long. Jack went classic(?) red on red.
Listen to the new Debbie Harry single “Two Times Blue” (mp3).
David Bowie: The Montreal Forum, Montreal, Quebec, 07.13.83.
The Strokes: New website in the works, but don’t worry. It’ll be retro.
The Girl: Lucilene Correa, 23 anos, Touro… Oh, what the heckles, and The Boy: Diogo Nicoletti , 21 anos, Libra.
Graffiti guy Banksy revealed (for those who give a shit) at last, again! (via thighswideshut)
Hey fuck you tube steak! If I weren’t reminded of how much fun the guys had making Oceans 11-13(what, with Clooney being such a practical joker and all) then I would not be able to get out of bed in the morning.
Orko’s daddy clearly touched his butthole.
“The Girl” and “The Boy” are about as hot as Star Search models (Bobbi Brown excluded).
maybe Jay Roach should remake Mel Brooks’ High Anxiety or maybe they should juss re-release Gus van Sant’s Psycho shot by shot remake, I mean, mistake, cause Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates was quite HIGH-stair-a-cool
I heard Drew Barrymore is going to play Edie the daughter, in a drama remake of the documentary Grey Gardens?
isn’t she too young?!!
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The only thing more annoying than Ann Curry is when an Ocean’s # movie is about to open.