Mmmm, Fellatio Almond Crunch
(it was that or Conjugal Visit Vanilla)… Hey, think she’s thinking about jail?
Jessica Alba, copy cat. (via Good Luck Chuck)… Did you watch the trailer? You feel ill, right? Alba and Cook. What to do?0 It’s a Netflix. Don’t waste another second thinking on it. But you need something. Something to take that pain away. So here’s five fucking awesome clips from the Coen brothers’ No Country For Old Men. You’re welcome.
An Ocean’s Worth: “How many heist pics can you make to atone for misguided art films?”
Made in Taiwan: Transformers (via solaceincinema)
Wanna cyber? Yes.
Was reading somewhere (Thighmaster?) that the Co Bros are working with a new cinematographer. Has a Wim Wenders feel.
in every Vice article you read its justin wilson gar-an-teed that a commenter will say some random euro slang word and another will say “i know that girl.”
god i hate those effin “luck” movies. it was cute maybe the first 40 times. but it’ll probably be a huge hit among the summer romcom Redbook set. and ooh, it has Dan Fogler!!
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how amazing is it that every nasty thing about her comes undone by eating a fucking ice cream cone. good work publicist!