6/21/2007

While You Were Out

BREAKING: Tom Cruise is pretending to have an affair with Sally Field?

  • WTF People?!?! How do you expect these spray-tanned taints to fade into obscurity and die face down in a swimming pool if you continue to acknowledge their existence?!?!

  • Re: Paris Hilton’s supposed letter to a fan from jail: It’s bullshit.

  • Rachel “The Button” Bilson is still the tiniest, cutest girl in the room. She’s nearly trapped in that brunette breast sandwich! (previously)

  • Watch the teaser for Pixar’s next masterpiece WALL E, who is one part R.O.B., one part Johnny 5, and ninety-eight parts adorable!

  • Despite boasting a Christian Bale and a Russell Crowe, James Mangold’s western 3:10 To Yuma looks neither here nor there.

  • There Will Be Blood: Mildly interesting trailer for P.T. Anderson’s long-awaited follow up to Punch Drunk Love is now online.

  • The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters: Billy Mitchell set a Donkey Kong record that went unchallenged for 20 years. Just like his virginity.

  • Check out this wholly depressing excerpt from A.J. Schnack’s Kurt Cobain documentary About a Son, narrated by Kurdt himself using old recordings of an interview conducted by authorized biographer Michael Azerrad. (via docblog)

  • Heard good things about the new Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer movie? Fantastic Two Flickskinny beg to differ.

  • The AICN review of Wong Kar Wai’s first English language film, My Blueberry Nights: “Have all of his films been this bad?”

  • YouTube collection of The 6 Worst Movie Moments Ever.

  • The alleged script for Wes Anderson and Noah Baumbach’s upcoming, animated The Fantastic Mr. Fox has floated to the intersurface. (via bsls)

  • New, hi-res shots of the doggy-style-friendly Bat-Pod, now with hot chick… Bat-pod? really? They’re just asking for a lawsuit.

  • These new Howard The Duck Jessica Biel pictures do little but serve to remind us that Rosario Dawson has STILL yet to do a remotely hot photo shoot. Ever. Seriously. Ever. Prove us wrong.

  • Stanley Kubrick’s assistant for nearly 25 years Leon Vitali looks back on 30 years of Barry Lyndon.

Interpol chat with The New York Times, pose for Queer Eye band photo.

Christian  

Haven’t heard one good review for My Blueberry Nights. Its getting the worst kind of buzz.

qwerty asdf  

Tom and Posh Spice (what with the hair) are fighting for control of Katie’s soul. Katie’s silly putty soul.

Jessica Jones  

That’s some serious Momhair. It’s a damn shame.

asian tony perkins  

Ohhh, didn’t realize that really is Princess Coldstare on the cover of the Sounds album. Her backup guys are straight out of Sprockets. She needs to break free and somehow parlay her pseudofame while there’s time.

Skylarkin  

That’s because it took 25 years to watch Barry Lyndon.

tube steak  

The family haircut thing was better when the Moore-Willis clan did it late 90’s. So was the pregnant Vanity Fair cover—Britney!

Zanzi  

I’m sick of Jessica Biel. Go away for a few months already.

Wow, Erasure’s site is exactly what you would expect. Only thing missing is unicorns, bbs!

Kliegel  

what’s with all the boy bands wearing suits. they wanna rock my world or do my taxes? girls don’t really get off on the threepenny opera look.

Kliegel  

katie’s thinking: “now what did i forget at home. that’s it! my free will!”

Smith  

Cyndi Lauper looks bloody fantastic. Better than Madonna and miles ahead of Debbie “Larry King” Harry.

dominonos  

The suits mean that they formerly I mean formally rock.

Bootsy  

Katie Holmes is also pretending to have an affair with Sally Field.

Kylie  

I don’t know what he’s taking but its working on Easy Tiger. Between him and Jack White these are good days for simple country flavored rock.

LaRubia  

Word, about Rosario Dawson. She’s got a serious case of Man Face.

pjand15  

Conan and Krasinski were riffin’!

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