The industry/cancer joke is dark, dude. Whoever he stole from, its working for Leary. There was a profile about his (gorgeous)house in InStyle a few months back and homeboy is load.ed.

in the comments section of the masturbation article: “knuckle shuffle the piss pump.” Ha!

Heigl’s fiancee is, err, umm, interesting looking. Knocked Up is getting hyyyppped.

No, I think he’s saying “I have SKIN DAMAGE!”

fiber

neck tendons are the new hottness.

also: i totally look like this when i’m rubbing one out at work.

I think it means he wants a Whopper. Eat Like a Snake

E.T. Phone Home.

Whither goeth the Dennis Wolfberg plagiarists?

Gawker got ahold of Joel Stein’s myspace page where he lists Rescue Me as one of his favorite shows.

Can’t blame Leary for his reaction.

I don’t know who is trying to turn Heigl into Rene Russo, but damn, stop.

Rescue Me……..Sticking your neck out for someone???

Anyone?

…

Some kind of male menopause thing happening there.

Jeez, had no idea about the bill hicks thing… I bought the no cure for cancer cd back in the day and laughed my ass off. Well, at least Leary isn’t as bad as mencia.

Reminds me of illustrations from The Wall. But much more confusing.