Your Magic Is Real
Pneumatic milf Pam Anderson can scratch Vegas Magician’s Assistant off her never-ending “Things To Do That Will Embarrass My Children For The Rest Of Their Lives” List. Of her new gig, Pam gushes,
I love magic! I love doing things out of the ordinary and of course I’m always up for an adventure, as this will definitely be one. I knew that one day my dream of being a Vegas showgirl would come true — even better a magician’s assistant. It’s every girl’s fantasy. I’m thrilled!
Pix of a barely-waxed Pam in The Beauty of Magic, opening night.
UPDATE: Speaking of milfs, Brooke Burke is back, baby!
OH BABY UPDATE: Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be vaguely-Mexican, 15-year-old, baby-lovin’ baby-whores.
SARAH SILVERMAN UPDATE: Why did you show up, Paris? Why!?
the Nicholson joke was great
I love how Pam owns the ho. Her ho-edness isn’t sad or sleazy, its good clean fun! Hep be damned.
Paris has this me against the world, Marshall Mathers martyr thing going. That is one tough bitch.
vaginas have a hidden coin pocket for change. bwahahaha.
Sarah was great!
I think Paris showed up to cry infront of the camera. It’s sad but she’s a betch
like Lindsay.
the paris reaction shot was probably the most rewound tivo moment since janet jackson @ the superbowl.
Am convinced that Silverman reads GF.
She is such a dichotomy: a truck driver with a girly voice and body.
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Paris was pissssssed! I don’t like Sarah but she’s truly one of the few badass comedians around.