An Entourage Of None
She said: “Money is more important to me than sex. Ultimately, money lasts longer than love.” He said: “How come you couldn’t get in the front?” She said: “He was drinking heavily and sweating and slurring - really loud and obnoxious.” He said: “Just an awful human being.”
So cheers to you, Garden Boy! And we hope you find some cool points (or another role!) at the bottom of that sugar-free Red Bull.
ouch coke bloat strikes again. he’s starting to look like brandon davis.
He didn’t get into the club, he’s serving drinks, obvs. “On the menu tonight, refreshing Red Bull.”
What “Army” is he in, cuz I want to avoid being drafted.
are all these stories of partying supposed to make him more interesting? he puts me to sleep. look deep into those eyes and you see ancient tales of…air.
janet charlton is one to criticize his looks when she looks she might be radioactive.
bet he recites the Bloc Party prayer before he goes out at night.
wonder if the redbull and coke speeds up the rate at which he questions his sexuality.
Hey Billy Dec, the guy who dated Jen Scheft from the Bachelor. She chose him over Andy Firestone. Yeah.
maybe he’d do better holding TAG body spray. oh wait, that’s supposed to attract women…
omg this picture is screaming to be photoshopped. all kinds of different things you could put in place of the red bull.
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The people at Red Bull should pay him not to endorse their product.