call of the wild

Sam Cooke :: Having A Party (Live at the Harlem Square Club)

6/4/2007

Happy Birthday Angelina Jolie

You’re still officially six years younger than Jennifer Aniston!

Still older than Jen in batshit looney years, though. (Equal to dog years plus five.)

she’s still got it.

takes a nation of millions to airbrush those veiny arms i’m sure.

She needs a clothespin.

Some food.

Maybe some smartwater to wash it down.

Advancement of photoshop airbrushing techniques! How much weight they added to her 20lbs!!

Goth Nation rejoices for its queen. Rejoice in, like, a really morose way.

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