call of the wild

Sam Cooke :: Having A Party (Live at the Harlem Square Club)

6/4/2007

Normal Adolescent Behavior

She said, “I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn’t feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened.”

Lachey sure knows how to pick’em.

Triage, Vanessa! Patient committing suicide requires immediate treatment. Breast exam comes later.

bet Brad had to up the ante with drill bits. those pix are funny.

That’s a hot story if Angie was using a boning knife, but if it was a filet knife, then we’re talking deviant.

Lohan has gotten herself into another fine meth.

Oh no, Stephen Colletti. And Joan of Arcadia. Shreik! Acutally looks kind of good.

these chicks are played out. if only one of the knives had slipped…

she’s never heard of floss?

These chicks must be Xiu Xiu fans.

I heard the dancing pepsi can was going to get a cameo in Norbit, but then him and Eddie had a falling out.

Page 6 asks the rep whether or not his client is a diva. duh.

I’m tired of LL but amazed at how there’s always something new. Relentless. She’s the Bill Brasky of addicts.

maybe the salad called for carrot peel and they were improvising. hope they didn’t run out of Ranch.

Vanessa, Britney..they start out trying to play down the skank but it always comes out eventually.

i don’t know why everyone is getting so worked up over these pictures. have you seen the commercials for the real world reunion in Vegas? makes LL’s ginsu party look like something out of Anne of Green Gables.

Scripts