U NOTHING THAN BITCH. I HATE UNHONEST PEOPLE. I NEVER MET GAY LIKE YOU!
“You meet girls, and they’re like, ‘Oh, you’re just in town for one night. I bet you have this with girls in every city.’ And you’re like, ‘No! Because every city they say this!’ And you never get laid at all. Then you meet girls on MySpace who actually want to meet you, and you’re like, yeah, let’s hook up, and it’s awesome!” (radar)
Hostel: Part II: Doing great things for kids with AIDS. (via, ironically enough, heartonastick)
Rotten Tomatoes has Hostel: Part II at
100%,75%,67%, 55% fresh, and dropping.Our girl Bijou Phillips in Stuff and at a Hostel: Part II screening.
He literally F’d his head off! Lookythat 100% Ragu. How perfect that you click on freaky Mr. Tumnus’ and he’s holding something phallus shaped. Wikipedia, the smut peddlers!
Hostel opens today? the smile on his face in that picture. don’t know much about roth but I think i love him. he just goes for it.
his dick looks like angelina’s arm
the bijou pictures are scary/cold. effective. Nice work “Naomi Kaltman.”
wait, when was Eli Roth on America’s Got Talent?
You know you’ve been jaded by the Internet when the only thing disturbing about this picture is how the headless guy is wearing a played out jacket.
Keep the “Boost” away from Eli, for the love of Gahd!!
girls on myspace. talk about your horror.
dj mompants ain’t ruined bijou yet.
good for Eli Roth. The only thing that could make Hostel 2 better than it will be would be if Jonah Hill came in and motorboated decapitated Bijou Phillips’ funbags.
Now its at 67%! That was fast.
Bijou is a bitch. Lindsay is a bitch. Paris is a bitch. Nicole is a bitch.
Its falling fast. Eli’s prosthetic peen be droopin’ now. The critics no likey the “torture porn.”

wait, so bijou can pose with a knife and it’s cool, but vanessa’s job is on the line?! O, cruel and hypocritical world!