LAugh Riot
“The problem here is that there is a medical issue and it isn’t wise to keep a person in jail with her problem over an extended period of time and let the problem get worse,” said LA County Sheriff Lee Baca, the man responsible for Hilton’s early release.
Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.”
UPDATE: Nick Ut, the Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer who took this iconic black & white of Kim Phuc at Trang Bang… we can wait… also shot this picture of Paris Hilton, exactly 35 years ago to the day, June 8, 1972. (phototalk)
Bob Marley & The Wailers :: “I Shot The Sheriff”, live (mp3)
Don’t they still have that 3 strikes law in California? 3 strikes = 25 yrs in jail. It’s not fair to be so harsh with regular people but then let someone do house arrest in their mansion! Mansion arrest, obviously the judge didn’t want that for Paris ((the ritch bitch)) a repeat offender.
The Sheriff sucks ass, and obviously supports a 2 tier justice system in Los Angeles.
In LA even the hospitals got away with dumping elderly patients on the streets of skid row! No accountability!! until now…hopefully.
i think its funny how people on the Net are getting all worked up over this. sort of like a lynch mob with torches. or Forest Gump if the whole country hated Forest.
the picture of her crying is a riot. the cheesy drama!
What’s her medical condition? Piles?
“Everyone goes to jail!!”
paris does have a point. its not right…but its okay!
getta load of the size of Baca’s hands. might just be the camera angle. they never mention that the long arm of the law has such big ass hands. paris is crying knowing that she’ll be at the receiving end of his cavity search.
nick ut just happens to be there as these horrible events happen? the lesson here is if you see nick ut, run, because some shit is about to go down.
or maybe nick ut is really really ugly.
Paris ran out of Valtrex and Baca let her out?
Statement by Baca:
When I got the money from her folks I assumed that phone privileges would of been included. I assumed judge did not want her to use her phone to make a example of her. Yes I know I’m an idiot and I look like a gargoyle. What do you mean she’s not allowed to use her phone many of our imaginary lesser offenders use their phones. These are also the same inmates that have a mysterious condition that allow them to leave jail early.
In short- Blame someone else.
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This is going to tarnish LAPD’s sterling rep! She left them no choice given the rumored “middle finger to justice” themed house party she was planning. The girl is a new strain of super-idiot.