From People: Although he dated nightlife-loving Kirsten Dunst for nearly two years, “Jake has never been about staying out late partying,” the insider adds. “This is what he wants.”

Jake Gyenhahyhalynhgelyhelynlyhal came out of the closet joined Rufus “Still Possibly the Gayest Man Ever to Walk the Face of Planet Earth” Wainwright on stage last night during his “Resplendent Residency at The Blender Thearte at the Gramercy” to show off an exquisitely manicured white man’s overbite and lend a helping handjob to the spoken word section of Wainwright’s… “Between My Legs”, um, which lifts a chord progression from The Phantom of the Opera. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Afterwards, we presume, they adjourned to Rufus’ favorite crushed velvet & candles nook for some aromatherapy and friendly sword play.

Quote from Rufus:

That song I wrote about a boy I was infatuated with named Tommy Hotpants, who still cavorts about Manhattan as if he owns the place, which every young person should do. It’s like a fantasy about being able to save your object of desire when the apocalypse comes, and bring him to some sort of hidden paradise. It’s all very imaginary!”
Bay Area Reporter, Published 05/10/2007 by Gregg Shapiro.

• Rufus Wainwright performs “Release The Stars” on Henry Rollins.

Popular opinion (aka: a bunch of 50-year-old women) says those shiny items of flair on Jake’s shirt are something called brooches.

(via ontd)