Must Buy Jennifer Aniston-Endorsed Glaceau SmartWater, Just As Soon As Finish 50 Cent-Endorsed Glaceau VitaWater
Jennifer “Water-Whore” Aniston’s new Glaceau SmartWater ads are pretty okay. Nice photos, good contrast, deep cleavage, and the pickle is toned way down. Baby steps. There’s just one thing. The tag line is: “The water with all the answers”. Well, smartypantswater, answer me this; In the second picture (we like to call it “The Casual Pretzel”), you can barely make out the folds of a shirt/sports top, underneath her arm, and it appears she’s sitting on a yoga mat, and she has her water bottle, but, clearly, she has no underwear/pants/bottom on… her bottom. What’s up with up, TapWater? Whatevs the mixed-message Glaceau and Jennifer are sending Brad, one thing is Waterford Crystal: SmartWater = SexyWater = It’sFuckingWater. Fer real, though. Have you checked out the new Glaceau website?
Previously: Jayne Mansfield, the original Glaceau Girl.
Bobblehead in the last picture.
Still kinda humptyhumpian I think. Brad is Angie’s long term lover, not no Stevie wonder part-time lover.
Wow, first a flair post and now the OG Flair Girl. Okay, I need to find a new movie I like.
How much?
wonder if the roles have dried up. you don’t see too many A Listers hawking this type of product. why not a more glam clothing or makeup line? or she could do commercials in japan and germany.
She looks great in these ads. For a minute I could not put my finger on why. Looks like Dr. 90210 has proven his worth.
she is all Killface in the second picture. she will destroy the world because of all you fatties.
how is it that andy dick is still alive
She’s wearing a leotard, if you look through the bottle, you can clearly see the outline of it covering her “bottom”. Makes perfect sense when put with the yoga mat.
I do feel the deep cleavage is a bit much for a water advertisement though.
Pathetic that on one hand she’s whoring it out, on the other hand, she and Brit (changing clothes) have found a way to make money off of the constant attention of the paparazzo. Everyone else makes $, why shouldn’t they.
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I heard Fitee made bookoo bank off that deal.
Heh, the casual pretzel, Fiddle you so crayzay.