Paris Hilton's Pussy
“She had a little orange kitty about a year ago that kept getting out and we kept telling her it was outside. She didn’t seem like she cared, and then one day the cat got run over in the middle of the street and died.” Awwww… was there a suicide note?
UPDATE: Until yesterday, Paris Hilton’s pet shrink Dr. Charles Sophy claimed on his website to hold an “Associate Clinical Professorship at the University of California, Los Angeles, Neuro-Psychiatric Institute.” But guess what… he ain’t got one of those things! According to well-placed sources (the best type) at UCLA, he’s an unpaid volunteer clinical instructor, “an entry-level position at best.” Which, coincidentally, is the same position Paris can be found in, most evenings. (rimshot!)
Dramatic Chipmunk is shocked by this news.
that chipmunk is loltastic.
r. bilson: i’d eat that girl’s poo
what’s got the chipmunk freaked? fuck, first LOST leaves me hanging and now this.
put him in a car and he’s got a mean gangsta lean
Paris should have gotten Dina Lohan to treat her. She was once a professionally trained Rockette. Wait, that’s not true either.
want chipmunk for avatar!!
the other night robin williams was on leno, doing his stale schtick pretending he was paris’ celmate :”I ain’t never been in Paris before!”
A little money and fame and suddenly everyone’s a doctor. Hand the valet your car key and he gives you a prescription for Xanax.
Been mighty quiet with Hohan and Hilton locked away. Press doesn’t know what to do with themselves so they interview neighbors. People can walk the streets without fear of being run down,etc.
is Paris Hilton the first porn star that has successfully crossed over into mainstream media celebrityhoodome?
I can’t believe she is being allowed to profit from her jail time and will receive 1 million dollars for her NBC interview with Meredith Viera.
I feel victimized by the hilton family. Like they are holding everyone/pop culture hostage and won’t release me. help.
Silly me. I saw “dramatic chipmunk” and thought you were talking about Perez.
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This is all time classic post title. This title sums up about the last three years of popular culture in just three short words.
I also never thought that you could find a photo of a kitten contemplating taking it’s own life, but you have.
Touché.