Half Bijou, half Lohan, half the size of either, Jordan Elizabeth Ladd is the Hollywood offspring of Charlies Angel blondeshell Cheryl Ladd and actor/producer/guy-you’re-too-young-to-care-about David Ladd. Born on January 14th, 1975, Jordan stands a towerless 5 foot 0 inches and currently has zero projects in the pipeline. Hostel writer/director Eli Roth cast her in his first flick, Cabin Fever, and, from what little photographic evidence we can gather, they may have dated for a while after that.

• Jordan on The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, where she mentions having a breast reduction at age 16.

• Previously: Jordan Ladd at the Grindhouse premiere.