6/23/2007
The World Will Never Be The Same Once You've Seen It Through The Eyes Of An Unidentified Witness
“The people on the ride just came and hit the ground,” she said. “When I got up there, the lady she was just sitting there, and she didn’t have no legs.” (via cnn)
- Related: Kate Moss’ vampire thighs.
Six Flags is the largest recruiter of the apathetic acne-faced teenager workforce in the country.
the legless girl thinks she has it bad? six flags has been making poor phil rizzuto dance around like an idiot to techno for years.
So many nightmares induced by one blog post…
the daily mail has had a photoshop vendetta against kate, methinks.
Eeek, expired chicken.
Glastonbury messed her up!
Not nearly as wicked as my friend seeing some girl get her scalp ripped out on Free Fall like 15 years ago. The ponytail = classic hairstyle or harbinger of girsly theme park death?
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I just knew that the creepy old guy dancing to the Venga Boys would conjure up evil. He may, in fact, be the devil.