Surely You Must Be Kidding
MEGAN FOX: “Every time I get a tattoo, it’s a little fuck you to anyone who tells me not to. It’s weird to be part of Hollywood, which tries to control every aspect of people, from what they say to the color of their hair. And I like the way getting a tattoo feels. If I’m depressed, it’s nice to get one and deal with the pain. I have one all the way down to my ribs. It hurt, but it felt good–like twisting a loose tooth. I’m not kidding when I say that if I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.”
We haven’t laughed this hard at an interview since James Brown talked to Sonya Live in LA. Learn more about Megan and her fascinating and insightful views on Hollywood HERE.
- Obviously, she’s not very familiar The 40 Least Hip Hop Moments.
makes you believe in love when bargain brand angie jolie finds her one true wigger. awwwwww.
Costco sells gilded butterflies in a handy 18 pack.
BAG is a hardcore badass. He has a snake tattoo on his forearm.
why do girls like her and penelope cruz have to talk? they would be just fine on mute.
towards the end what was great about james brown was that hiphop producers didn’t need to sample clips of his music because he was always on loop. just stick a mic in front of him and you were good to go.
oh shit, did anyone ever get around to burying him?
good that she’s down with pain ‘cause I hear that Joe E. Tata has a “thing” for nailguns.
she is way too hot for his lame ass. still he has gotten better looking with time… filled in nicely.
yeah so these girls are dangerous and are into pain. what’s really painful is burning your tongue on a Hot Pocket, but that don’t sell mens mag copy the way knives and tatts do, now do it.
Poseurs, the both of them.
she’s thinking, why do i keep hearing laughter coming from just over my shoulder?
the thing where you attach “in bed” to the end of fortune cookie fortunes also works on all of Megan Fox’s tattoos.
A human subway car and a trainwreck all in one! Nothing to see here, folks, move along - do not waste bandwidth.
Hey, its James Brown O’Dorney!