6/26/2007

Disco Sucks

It’s all the same old shit again” Yep. The new video for “Halloween Head”, Ryan Adams’ official “rocker” off Easy Tiger is a retarded toss off. It’s a big fuck you, or, rather, a big “I can’t be bothered, I’m too busy trying to not do 45 speedballs” to the music video. The concept has been done before, to death, and better. But the music video is a dead art form, right? No one gives a shit about a music video anymore, right? Whatever. If you watch the whole thing then you have wasted your time. As we just did, moments ago.

Too sour? Okay. Congratulations on making it out of the ditch, Ry-Ry!

UPDATE: We love high/low concept videos, it’s all a matter of choosing the right song for the right great idea. Right, Heinrich? Wrong.

Kweller did it better.

So that’s what John Ratzenberger’s been doing. White pants guy makes me feel weird inside.

I doubt that he’s clean, legal maybe. This one sounds like he’s on anti-depressants.

He should release an album of purely between song banter. He’s one of the best.

Q: How do Polacks disco dance?

A: They just shuffle their feet and mutter, “Dis go here, dis go there, dis go here…”

The man dancing was obviously ahead of his time. He’s frustrated because everyone around him is stuck in a mindless groove while he’s looking for ways to revolutionize the funky chicken.

No good can come of this Mentos experiment. It’ll either end tragically or he’ll reach Naked Cowboy levels of fame. In any case, we all lose.

The video didn’t necessarily change, I think people’s attention spans are shorter.

Someone on Stereogum said that the Henry Rollins studio looks just like the one in “Cowbell.”

The Interpol video has the exact same premise as Stranger Than Fiction. You can figure out where its going long before the halfway point.

Makes me want to run out and buy a bubble dress, but not the album.

a majestic display of guitarery.

i like everything about the henry rollins show except henry rollins. The Off the Wall graphic needs to go, too.

wait til dancing disco guy gets his feet on this arctic monkey song.

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