You Should Take Something For That
“Um, well, I’ve suffered from caustrophobia my entire life, and, um, when I first got in that cell I was having severe panic attacks, anxiety attacks, my kastrafabia was kicking in, um…”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing says “I’m a new person, I’m going to make a change, I’m not immature anymore, I’m done partying, I want to help raise money for kids, and breast cancer, and multiple sclerosis” like putting on a wig and going to Hawaii for a vacation.
Paris Hilton’s Top 56 Most Caustrophobia Moments
They Might Be Giants :: “It’s Kickin’ In” (mp3)
Ironic t-shirt ideas galore!
“Heirhead.” Lolz.
Me fail English? That’s unimpossible!
When asked why she would make a good role model for MADD, her answer was “because I went to jail”. Doh!
my guess is New Paris is gonna start giving coke and blowjobs to the homeless.
heard everyone saying “caustrophobia” today.
ew the pic of her and the WeAsel! hard to say who had to wash the hardest that night.
maybe she meant Quadrophenia. loves the progrock.
all those dudes. you know she’s been creamed on more than a Napoleon.
Got a bad case of amnesia while she was in there, too.
the best one is image 44. i say go wonky, go wonky, go wonky GO!
she’d call them “ironical” tee shirts.
dark brunette/black hair is how celeb girls show let everyone know they’re serious or depressed. funny. its as if their heads are mood rings.
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God, she probably says kindygarten and liberry, too.