We just can’t get enough of comedian Megan Fox. What can we say, it’s not everyday we find a trashy hot girl who makes us laugh. At every word. That comes out of her mouth. She absolutely killed at FHM.

We’re big fans of art. Tell us about all your tattoos. I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brian’s name tattooed next to my pie.

Your Brian is Brian Austin Green of Beverly Hills, 90210 fame. Does he have a matching Ian Ziering tatt? It’s I-an. He doesn’t like it when you call him E-an. Surprisingly, Brian doesn’t have an Ian tattoo. I got mine three months into dating him, but I felt I wouldn’t regret it if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.

You’re gorgeous, listen to Crüe and make Hot Pockets: Is there anything wrong with you? I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

Unprompted… Once, my ex and I were bored and driving through Beverly Hills. We thought it was bullshit that all these spoiled people that other people taking out their trash, so we were plowing down the street, knocking over trash cans. I hit one that was full of giant tree branches and it left a huge dent.

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