Stevie Wonder's Penis
Want to see what it would look like if you got to make out with knobby-kneed Victoria’s Secret uber-stork Alessandra Ambrosio?
It's like the artist is trying to say something about fashion and luxury items and material possessions and drugs, and the hollowness of it all. It's hard to make out, though.
Must Read: The incredible story of a blind man's penis. (via chunklet)
Lindsayism: The line about Jane that everyone always used was "I don't feel like shit after I read it." Thanks for the memories, Jane. We'll miss ya.
Zoe Cassavettes’ Broken English, starring, you guessed it, Parker Posey, finally gets a trailer.
Washlet: “Paper tends to… distribute the problem.” (via adrants)
Nirvana, Reading Festival 1992: As good as it gets. Check Kurt’s “More Than A Feeling” intro to “Smells Like Teen Spirit.”
Think we’ll skip dessert. Maybe just the check please.
Anybody can wear shorts?! Wha? Thanks, Lauren Benoit!
Zu Pan: Get lost here.
tan or pale…shorts are for everyone?! whatever you say, lisping Jersey-Girl/ Horseface Benoit!
Jane jumped the shark with well-meaning Brandon Holley…but we already knew that, didn’t we, Pratt?
There’s only one bitch who can bring Sassy back…Spencer Sloan!!!
Screw the i-phone. I want “that happy Washlet feeling” for Christmas.





who’s Ambrosios fuck mudget and how many millions is he worth. Washlet is the shit…derrrr….seriously though, I’m getting one to go in my dump of an apartment…derrrr