7/10/2007

You Can't Count On Our Love

1 minute and 43 seconds into the trailer for No Revervarions, Liz Phair makes her less than triumphant return… if you don’t count her less than triumphant return with Nancy Drew. (via hollywoodelsewhere, where you can find our favorite comment of the day, “Is there a scene in the film where Anthony Bourdain puts his cigarette out on their eyes?”)

Not to rub salty tears in the wound, but if this cookie-cutter soundtrack gigging doesn’t work out, we’re pretty sure Axe is still auditioning.

Related: Have you seen these Heidi Montag bikini pictures, yet? She’s like the Liz Phair of the worthless reality tv stars, but without any of the original brilliance.

You would think with the amount of half-naked beach time she is getting, Heidi would have a decent tan by now.

Jesus. I’ll take the Liz Phair saccharine over the exact same wooden xylophone tune that made my ears bleed during American Beauty.

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