Is that Richard Belzer as the translator?

He’s better off sticking to the old fashioned non-robotic variety. Once these girls grow hard drives they’re outta there.

Hard to believe he has trouble with the ladies what with the hot camouflage shorts and all.

Also being named after a Billy Banks workout can’t be helping.

scariest.video.ever.

I personally think having a Geisha makes more sense. They are quiet, but can also keep the sake flowing and teryaki chicken warm.

I would have recurring nightmares about them coming to life and murdering me in my sleep. If I was a man. And had a hundred sex dolls.