7/20/2007

Order Up

“People always comment about my clothes,” says Lakshmi. “They don’t think a fashionable woman can love food and be knowledgeable and actually cook, and it’s complete bullshit. On the show, all I have to do is think, talk, and eat, and I think I’m dressed to do all those things.” (GQ)

Damn right you’re dressed to do all those things! Think, walk, eat, cook, be knowledgeable, all that jazz. Who are these “people” anyway? You take us to these people, Padma, and we will beat the ever-living snot out of them for saying such things to you.

Top tier beauty, up there with Iman. And she knows how to dress; sort of a slutty couture that works for her.

In pics 55-56ish where there’s no airbrushing you see how dinged up she is. And that she really needs to pee.

I’ve heard of having crabs, but lobsters? She is classy.

seems like there’s this group of superich men (teddy forstmann, stephen bing, flavio briatore) who collect beautiful women/models as a hobby.

umm,because they can.

whenever i read tony bourdain it feels like being read the riot act by a cop in Jersey. a funny cop.. but seriously, what did we the audience ever do to him?

the you tube clips of people cracking up always cut off too short. i want the extra 24 seconds where they’ve lost control, start throwing shit and seizuring from the laughter.

The guys at Esquire have it bad for Giada. She’s in every other issue. Yet you never see Paula Deen frolicking in mashed potatoes.

You know Nigella is sitting at home like Afrika Bambaataa thinking how she opened the door for all these hos.

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