A Little More Personal (Raw)
So much for those dance lessons. La Lohan was arrested early this morning for DUI, possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit. Guess that SCRAM alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet was just for show. Law enforcement says Lohan was stopped after cops got a call that a white Denali (Lohan) was chasing a Cadillac Escalade. Gee, wonder who tipped off the fuzz? Surely not the paparazzi, right? Nope! It was… wait… wait for it… Lindsay’s ex-personal assistant’s MOTHER!!! (via tmz)
UPDATE: Watch this video. just an idea: The Ex-Personal Assistant’s Mother vs. Dina “The Cougar” Lohan… in the octagon.
Lindsay Lohan in Malibu with camera, coke, and cleavage.
Neil Young :: “Cocaine Eyes”, Tulsa, OK, 1.13.89 (mp3)
Y-O-U :: “LA Lindsay”, buy on iTunes (mp3)
All those freckles. That is some unforgiving lighting, tell you wut.
You mean all the pizza and donuts she bought the paparazzi didn’t buy loyalty? Shock!
She just went down the menu and checked off or committed every crime they had like she was ordering sushi.
we loves “L.A. Lindsay”!
Paraphrased, but hysterical nonetheless…
Cop: She was chasing her personal assistant’s mother. Her personal assistant had quit a few hours before.
Reporter: Any idea why she was chasing the car in front of her?
She’s so trying to be Ari on the less than watchable Entourage. Chasing after personal assistants is so July 22.
She was so much hotter as a redheaded alcohol/drug abuser.
In related news: I Know Who Killed Me in theaters this Friday! And don’t forget Georgia Rule! Out on DVD September 4th!
this dizzy twat rules the school.
the rest of her life is falling apart but she still has time to carefully pencil in the brows. that’s our Linds!
You know the police officer got a stiffie during the press conference. He’s trying hard keep a straight face during his 15 seconds.
This shit is too fucking good.
Time to pull up to the bar stool with a bowl of peanuts and watch the parade.
why don’t they hire drivers? that’s what i don’t get.
Hmm. So the whippits didn’t help after all.
re the lohan 911 call: “Hello? Maam? You’re going to have to talk to me! Did you ever stop to think that I have needs too? I need my existence to be validated! Listen to me. Maam?”
i don’t understand how LiLo turned into a big black man in the tape. that’s some mysterious zapruder shit right there. unless there’s a new kind of coke that gives shapeshifting abilities.
her people are saying she’s in a “safe place” away from the public. its backwards. i think the public should be in the safe place and we not tell her where it is.
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Ick. Not the best of the “young hollywood” mugshots. Dying to know who she was chasing.