7/27/2007

Germany's Next Topmother Of Three

The Sunday Times - Style, September 26, 2004: Later that day, I bump into Graham Norton, and I mention Klum to him. “Oh, she’s a nice girl,” he insists. “She knows why she’s famous. But it is hard to talk to somebody about a Victoria’s Secret bra ad when there’s a baby hanging off the bosom. Tends to desexualise it slightly. Not the model tit any more, it’s the mommy tit. It’s not a tit, it’s a teat. Not very sexy at all.”

“I can’t seem to fit into clothes for cool edgy fashion shows.”

Problem solved. Make it work!

bet she tells reporters to throw in that she’s “The Body” just to piss off Elle McPherson.

a gay man doesn’t find heidi sexy. and all is right in the world.

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