Read any of Philip Larkin’s totally depressing poems and you can assume that he does not look like Brad Pitt. Though I love his poetry so much, sometimes I imagine he looks like a brooding Ralph Fiennes in his English Patient days.

i would make fun of this entire photoshoot but I’m suddenly sold on the boots.

I most certainly would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standards…

Her mom is gonna bust out speaking some Greek when she sees that video.

Best week ever for girls from Long Island.